Don't even blink


rosetylerofstarcommand:

Sherlock/Pushing Daisies crossover requested by cheekbones-and-a-good-coat

AND NOW THIS IS MY FAVORITE CROSSOVER EVER YES.


Via Fairyland Looks Completely Different


amanda-drinks-jareds-sweat:

The most hetero video I have ever seen in my life.


Via Might I Have A Nibble?

Why being a girl isn't working out for me:

  • Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
  • Me: Please, God, no--
  • Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
  • Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
  • Me: Please, guys, calm down--
  • Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
  • Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
  • Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
  • Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
  • Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
  • Me: I hate you all
  • Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
  • Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
  • Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
  • Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
  • Uterus: You mother fuckers.
  • Torso: CONTRACT!
  • Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
  • Brain: Me gusta.
Via Might I Have A Nibble?

collegehumor:

Tim submitted this for every paper he ever had in college.

(Source: College Humor)


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mad-bitey-lady:

killsmedead:

lizznotliz:

gigidowns | courtenaybird:

The Get More Out of Google Infographic Summarizes Online Research Tricks for Students

I consistently forget these tricks. Now I have a visual. Thanks, Internet.

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

Where was this when I was writing my research paper?!



princess0shady:

NUMBER ONE RULE OF TUMBLR

ALWAYS REBLOG THE CREATOR



burnupasun:

daysandhours:

So I wanted to do a bunch of Rose drawings for somethingofthewolf and was trying to draw the Doctor being lovestruck by her face (let’s be real this is all the time) but then I was looking at my idol gingerhaze too much at work today and then somehow dustyteeth’s idea of Pikachu came in and this is the convergence of a bunch of ideas and I don’t know what’s really going on today.

#his little fucking socks lol #I BET JACKIE BOUGHT THEM #and the doctor was like #pfft jackie i am a time lord we don’t need ~socks #and she told him to shut it and say thank you like a normal person #and then rose told him she thought they were cute and he hasnt taken them off since #which will soon be a problem


The Nine Greatest Nerd Fears Today

marriedorwhatever:

vworpingtopigfarts:

karkatclaus:

theangelshavethefez:

bowties-fezzes-stetsons:

rangerkimmy:

breachthesurface:

badnoodles:

God help us if any of these things happen

Number 1

I would keel over and die

number 1

oh my god

number one please no never ever please

If number one happens I will kill everyone they love.

six and one

god help us

Oh god number 1

No

Number 1 no dear god NONONONO.

Via we are not soldiers



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